Hello, and welcome to another edition oooooof THOUGHTS BEFORE COFFEE!!!!!! Ok, that sucked. Moving along. Part 20 will be short. It's in the category of 'some things cannot be expressed with mere words'. But I believe you'll get what I'm talking about. Music is a majestic form of art, don't you agree? How each stroke … Continue reading “Thoughts before coffee” Part 20: I can see Music
I. Hate. It. Well, not really. Actually, 'hate' is a fairly strong word... whatever. I'm going to explain so that we both are clear on this. This isn't called "thoughts before coffee" for no reason, after all. Everything is still a bit fuzzy. For starters, why are love stories almost always the same? It's "meet … Continue reading “Thoughts before coffee” Part 3: Romance
You are, with a 98.23% certainty, a human being. If not, hail to the Supreme Lizard Overlords! Humans (or S.L.Os for that matter) build societies, complex systems not unlike a spider's web. Each stroke on this web can send off vibrations which affect the entire system. How did we do that? Dull, boring answer incoming: … Continue reading “Thoughts before coffee” Part 2: We don’t communicate anymore.
(The following is the first in a series of articles that should not be taken too seriously. Hope you like them!) Art is best defined as 'the place where all can have fun'. By that, I mean that almost anything that has a basic, even minimal concept behind its creation, can be considered as 'art'. … Continue reading “Thoughts before coffee” Part 1: Art
You are not fun at parties. Wanna know why? It's because you are way too smart. Don't get me wrong, there's nothing bad about it. It's just this attitude of yours... You see, you have become anti-social. I know what you're gonna say: "Yeah, but society is so full of idiots! Just look at them, … Continue reading Be fun at parties.
Let us picture happiness as a bag full of things. It can be anything, really. I'll be using candy because a) I love candy and b) find your own thing! Every human being is born with this hypothetical bag containing 150 pieces of candy. That is the default amount of 'happiness'. It is given to … Continue reading 150 pieces of candy